SHREK APPROVES THIS JOB (BUT ONLY IF IT'S REMOTE)

Listen up, you brilliant ogre-wannabes! If you're looking for a gig that'll make your ears perk up faster than Donkey on payday, then pay attention. Shrek here has the inside scoop on what kind of jobs are tolerated in his swamp, but there's a catch: it better be remote! He's got his routine, his mud baths, and he doesn't want to deal with any boss